Friday, January 17, 2014

I promise I'm not lame.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

a pouch potato! 

I wonder how many of us are currently spending our Friday nights curled up on the couch, with nachos (black beans, corn, cherry tomatoes and greek yogurt instead of sour cream-woah there, health nut!) and THE GREATEST NEW SHOW TO HIT THE STREETS/YOUR CABLE BOX.

Uh, has anyone heard of Treehouse Masters? Has anyone ever wanted to make their biggest childhood dream come true? *hand up*. Does anyone want to donate tens of thousands of dollars to me so I can pay someone to build a megahouse made of 2x4s and magic? Well if so, my routing number is...


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